Posts Tagged ‘critically-bashed’

Master of Disguise, The (2002)

Friday, March 21st, 2008
Genres: Comedy | Family
Countries: USA
Actors: Carvey, Dana | Esposito, Jennifer | Gould, Harold | Brolin, James | Spiner, Brent | McClurg, Edie
Directors: Perry Andelin Blake
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A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio’s restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio’s former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world’s most precious treasures from around the world. And it’s up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them!

Son of the Mask (2005)

Sunday, August 26th, 2007
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Family | Fantasy
Countries: Germany | USA
Actors: Kennedy, Jamie | Cumming, Alan | Falconer, Liam | Falconer, Ryan | Traylor Howard | Wright, Steven | Penn, Kal | Stein, Ben | Pickup, Brett | Callan, Peter | Lyons, Ashley | McDaniel, Wayne | Winton, Sandy | Massey, Rebecca | Longmuir, Issac
Directors: Guterman, Lawrence
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A cartoonist named Tim Avery loves his dog, Otis, more than anything in the world. But when Tim and his wife have a baby, Otis starts to feel left out. But then Otis finds an enchanted mask and plots to be rid of the baby once and for all, but is unsuccessful. Meanwhile, up in Valhalla, Odin is infuriated at Loki for losing the mask and orders him to go get it…

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The (2004)

Sunday, May 6th, 2007
Genres: Adventure | Comedy | Drama
Countries: USA
Actors: Murray, Bill | Wilson, Owen | Blanchett, Cate | Huston, Anjelica | Dafoe, Willem | Goldblum, Jeff | Gambon, Michael | Taylor, Noah | Cort, Bud | Jorge, Seu | Cohen, Robyn | Ahluwalia, Waris | Koizumi, Niels | Wdowczak, Pawel | Gubler, Matthew Gray
Directors: Anderson, Wes
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Steve Zissou, sea-film auteur a la Jacques Cousteau, has reason to be melancholy: his partner has been eaten, perhaps by a mythic jaguar shark, his wife may be taking up with her ex-husband, a young man appears claiming Steve is his father (Steve hates fathers), his most recent films have tanked, he’s having trouble raising money for his venture to revenge his partner, and he’s attracted to a pregnant reporter who prefers the pretender. At sea, in pursuit of the shark, will he escape pirates and mutiny, forge the bonds of fatherhood, place his arm around his wife, find the monster of the deep, re-establish box office hegemony, and discover a reason to smile?

Gigli (2003)

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Crime | Romance
Countries: USA
Actors: Affleck, Ben | Camilleri, Terry | Backus, David | Venito, Lenny | Silver, Robert | Martínez, Luis Alberto | Bartha, Justin | Lopez, Jennifer | Walken, Christopher | Giebenhain, Todd | Sites, Brian | Casey, Brian | Bradford, Les | Bonfadini, David | Ketchum, Dwight P.
Directors: Brest, Martin
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Gigli, a lowly and inept hitman, is assigned a job by the mob to kidnap a mentally retarded brother of a California district attorney. Gigli abducts the brother from his mental hospital and holds him hostage in his apartment. Ricki, a “lesbian assassin”, is sent to oversee Gigli’s job and make sure he doesn’t screw it up. Comedic high jinks ensue as the two go on the lam and start to fall in love.

House of the Dead (2003)

Monday, February 12th, 2007
Genres: Action | Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Countries: Canada | Germany | USA
Actors: Cherry, Jonathan | Leitso, Tyron | Howard, Clint | Grauer, Ona | Cornell, Ellie | Sanderson, Will | Okuma, Enuka | Clavell, Kira | Salomaa, Sonya | Eklund, Michael | Palffy, David | Prochnow, Jürgen | Byers, Steve | Durance, Erica | Stein, Birgit
Directors: Boll, Uwe
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This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead…